you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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