: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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