i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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