It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
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I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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