Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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