Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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