they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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