omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Mom said you looked used
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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