I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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