I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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