No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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