The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think im going to throw up on grandma
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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