i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize