just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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