well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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