I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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