Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
she told me i tasted like america
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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