Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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