Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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