He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I have fence marks all over my body
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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