i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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