Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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