My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
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I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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