Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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