no. you can't hotbox the world.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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