I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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