O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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