He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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