absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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Naked Twister starts at high noon
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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