Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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