I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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