If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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