Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I need to calm my uterus...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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