Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
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