yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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