You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
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He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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