Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
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Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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