Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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