yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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