Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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