I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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