so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
