Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"