Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved