these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
where are you?
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.