Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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