im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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