i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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