where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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