i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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