Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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