Porn is love you can see.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
That was an excessively violent trivia night
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
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He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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