i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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