i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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