dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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