Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
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I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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