Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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