I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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