How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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